Allegri’s Anthem

When Max Allegri heard about this new site flying his famous catchphrase on its banner, the magnanimous Milan manager reached out to us with a hot exclusive sure to attract new readers.

Turns out, with speculation about his job flying earlier this year and most likely more to come at the end, S. Allegri has had to have backup plans ready.

Medieval Count is no longer a lucrative option so should he finally get the sack, it seems Max intends to focus on his second love: music.

And so in honor of the new site (and, of course, to interest any talent agents out there) we are proud to present Max Allegri’s very first single! Enjoy!

“Dai Dai Dai”

(to the tune of N*Sync’s “Bye Bye Bye”)

(Hey, Hey)
Dai, Dai, Dai
Dai, Dai…
Dai, Dai…
Oh, Oh..

I won the Scudetto,
My first season and so,
I really think I know
How to lead Milan,
You loved Ancelotti,
But, you’ve never really taken to me,
So, now it’s time for me to go it alone,
You know that we can’t buy no more ,
It ain’t no lie,
Just wait to see what I have in store,
Baby, Dai, Dai, Dai…

Dai Dai
Won’t be the scapegoat for you,
We need more Brazilians and you know it’s true,
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
Baby, Dai, Dai, Dai…
Dai Dai
Don’t really wanna make it rough,
Right now even Siena at home is tough,
You might want tactics,
But that ain’t my style,
Baby, Dai, Dai, Dai!

(Oh, Oh)
They, sold off my big Swede
And, I don’t have the defense I need,
So give me one good reason,
We should take third,
Yes I let you use me,
To dismiss the senatori,
But things have been much harder, since they’re gone.

You know that we can’t buy no more ,
It ain’t no lie,
Just wait to see what I have in store,
Baby, Dai, Dai, Dai…
Dai Dai
No I won’t play the fool for you,
Kevin Constant ain’t the answer and you know it’s true,
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
Baby Dai, Dai, Dai…
Dai Dai
Don’t really wanna make it rough,
I’ll be around ‘til Berlusconi’s had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound pazzo,
But it ain’t no lie,
Baby, Dai, Dai, Dai

I won’t give up I know for sure
I don’t care if I’m the reason for your hate no more
Dai Dai
I’m takin’ hold, I’m signin’ youth
All the real Milanisti know the truth,

I just want to catch the blue,
In this town of two,
Only seven points behind
Dai, Dai, Dai…

I don’t wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain’t no lie (Dai, Dai baby…)
Dai, Dai
Don’t wanna play a 4-4-2
No I’m not a caretaker just passing through  (I don’t wanna be your fool)
Just give it a try
Baby Dai, Dai, Dai…

Berlusconi’s “Pep” talks really make it tough (really make it tough),
But now he’s gone to Bayern so I called his bluff (so I called his bluff).
Might sound crazy,
But it ain’t no lie,
Dai, Dai, Dai

About Dave Lamb

Dave Lamb is a lifelong Milan supporter, public school teacher, and aspiring stand-up comedian living in Boston. You can follow him on twitter @DaveLambComedy

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